Hi. What's up?
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Oh really? Cool.
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Oh, that sucks man.
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Wow, green? Really?
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Oh shit, dude. You may need to move to Mexico till the whole thing blows over.
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You were? No offense, but your kind of dumb.
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No! I don't wanna get mixed in to, man! I have KIDS at home! ((actually... I don't.... but still...))
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No, couch is OFF LIMITS.
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What are you saying?
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Bitch! *attacks*
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YOU MOFO, TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND THIS!
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Hey, man... I'm... I'm sorry...
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I... I guess I have been really stressed lately. With work, and taxes, and...
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Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Come on, buddy. Let's go get a soda.